My wife asked me to go get 6 cans of Sprite from the store. September 13, 2023 @ 7:33 am When I got home I realized that I had picked 7 up!... Read More
Sundays are often sad days. September 12, 2023 @ 7:32 am But the day before is a sadder day... Read More
I accidentally took my cat’s medication last night. September 8, 2023 @ 7:35 am Don’t ask meow... Read More
My friends begged me to stop making protein powder puns. September 7, 2023 @ 7:37 am I said No Whey!... Read More
What do you call a factory that makes okay products. September 6, 2023 @ 7:34 am A Satisfactory... Read More
I named my stomach Budapest. September 5, 2023 @ 7:33 am Because it’s the capital of Hungry... Read More
I was asked to recommend a good tree cutting service but I couldn’t. September 1, 2023 @ 7:30 am I was stumped!... Read More
What do you call someone who takes care of chickens? August 31, 2023 @ 7:33 am A Chicken Tender... Read More
What’s an astronaut’s favorite part of a computer keyboard? August 30, 2023 @ 7:32 am The space bar... Read More