Why do you have to go to bed if the cows are sleeping in the fields? September 30, 2021 @ 7:32 am Because it’s pasture bedtime!... Read More
Why shouldn't you hit the buttons for every floor when you're in an elevator? September 29, 2021 @ 7:35 am Because it’s wrong on so many levels!... Read More
What famous French astrologer got every one of his predictions wrong? September 28, 2021 @ 7:35 am Nostradumbass... Read More
Did you hear about the really bad electrician? September 27, 2021 @ 7:32 am His customers were shocked!... Read More
Why did the mushroom always get invited to parties? September 24, 2021 @ 7:33 am Because he’s a FUNGI... Read More
A pirate walks into a bar with the ship's steering wheel stuffed down his pants September 22, 2021 @ 7:34 am Bartender asks, “Doesn’t that make you crazy?” The pirate says, “Aaarggghhh, it’s drivin’ me nuts!”... Read More
Did you know Bruce Lee had an even faster brother? September 21, 2021 @ 7:30 am Sudden Lee ... Read More
Why did the bee fly down the road with its legs crossed? September 20, 2021 @ 7:31 am He was looking for the BP station!... Read More
What happened when the strawberry got run over? September 17, 2021 @ 7:33 am There was a traffic jam!... Read More
