Humpty Dumpty's winter isn't going that great. January 13, 2023 @ 7:29 am Luckily, he had a great fall!... Read More
My dad used to say "When one door closes another will open." January 12, 2023 @ 7:32 am He was a brilliant philosopher but a terrible cabinet maker... Read More
I spend my time telling people about the benefits of dried grapes January 11, 2023 @ 7:32 am It’s about raisin awareness... Read More
I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant January 10, 2023 @ 7:31 am But then I changed my mind... Read More
What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on him? January 9, 2023 @ 7:30 am Nothing. Just let out a little wine... Read More
If the internet had a boat, where would they park it? January 6, 2023 @ 7:31 am Google Docs... Read More
What concert would only cost you 45 cents? January 4, 2023 @ 7:29 am A concert with 50 Cent & Nickelback... Read More
Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory? January 3, 2023 @ 7:32 am Lack of concentration... Read More
What do you call an Elf on the Shelf who just won the lottery? December 22, 2022 @ 7:29 am Welfy... Read More