Why did the man buy a knife sharpener? April 8, 2021 @ 7:31 am Cuz if your knives aren’t sharp, they’re pointless!... Read More
Did you know I left my last girlfriend because she wouldn't stop counting? April 7, 2021 @ 7:35 am I wonder what she’s up to now.... Read More
Why can't a cat's nose be 12 inches long? April 6, 2021 @ 7:31 am Because then it would be a foot!... Read More
Did you know Bigfoot is often mistaken for Sasquatch? April 2, 2021 @ 7:31 am Yeti never minds... Read More
How does the Princess Bride get ready to color Easter Eggs? March 31, 2021 @ 7:33 am By saying, “Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to DYE”... Read More
How is bread like the sun? March 30, 2021 @ 7:37 am It rises in the yeast and sets in the waist!... Read More
What did the police officer say to his belly-button? March 26, 2021 @ 7:35 am You’re under a vest... Read More